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"Talk dirty to me"
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion
"write about me"
and I told her
"break my heart first"
Why is “laying in bed” over sexualized so often? I’m fat and lazy let me lay in bed without feeling pressured into being “sexy”
Novocaine baby I want you
Fuck me good
Fuck me long
Fuck me numb
I’ll never not reblog this song
You must be crazy, stranger.