my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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here comes that feeling you thought you forgot
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George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
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i dedicate this boner to u
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cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
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Nowadays, people know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
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does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
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that you were a shitty ass person
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My kid if I was a mom.
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Watching my second version of footloose in a row. I’m having a nice night. I love this goddamn movie.
